#23098 - ” Anyway, old Uncle Jed done such a fine job of explainin’ to me all about peckers and ladies that day that when he asked me if I had any questions, only one that come to mind was I said, “Uncle Jed, what do they call that there special place twixt the lady’s legs?” Uncle Jed said, “Well, Jethro, it goes by all kinds of names, all depends who yer talkin’ to, and some of them names ain’t really fit fer polite company. I need help with my pecker!” Granny said, “No, Jethro, what I’m tryin’ to say is, ain’t your Ma never told you the facts of life?” Now I was real confused, cause only facts I ever knowed about was what’s in them ‘cyclopaedia books my Ma keeps on the bureau in the parlour room, so I said, “Granny, I don’t know what yer talkin’ about but I need help with my pecker real bad. I done looked all over them woods but I couldn’t find Elly no place, so I went back a different way, past the old swimmin’ hole, where Elly and me used to go skinny dippin’.
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